Quotes

I may be slow but i am ahead of you -- Bumper Sticker
Driver carries no cash he's marrried -- Bumper Sticker
Vini Vidi Vici (I came i saw i conqured) -- Julius Ceaser
Man on toilet high on pot -- Shadow Warrior -- 3D Realms
Man in panrty has ass in jam -- Shadow Warrior -- 3D Realms
Baseball is wrong man with 4 balls can't walk -- Shadow Warrior -- 3D Realms
Man sitting in church is sitting on his own pew -- Shadow Warrior -- 3D Realms
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do -- Elf Bowling 3